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Mail Order Males

by Biscay

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Mail Order Males was released the same week as International Women's Day, and addresses the indisputable fact that many men are a profound disappointment to women!!

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THE TROUBLE WITH MEN….SO MANY TO TRY
BUT NOT A LOT YOU MIGHT THINK TO BUY
POTENTIAL MATES ARE PAST SELL-BY DATES
THE LUNATICS THEY COME IN PACKS OF 6

ANY HANDSOME GUY WILL BE IN SHORT SUPPLY
SNAG ONE FILTHY RICH…RINSE HIM AND THEN DITCH

MAIL ORDER MALES, WHAT YOU WANT IS NEVER IN, IS NEVER IN
MAIL ORDER MALES, NEVER TRUST THE BARGAIN BIN, THE BARGAIN BIN
MAIL ORDER MALES, SECOND HAND IS SOLD AS SEEN, IS SOLD AS SEEN
MAIL ORDER MALES, NEVER SURE WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN,
WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN

THE SHORT AND DUMB, THERE’S SOME FOR EVERYONE
THE TALL AND DARK, WELL, DREAM ON SWEETHEART

Repeat Pre-Chorus/Chorus

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released March 14, 2021

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Biscay London, UK

Twice winners of the UK Songwriting Contest, Biscay have released 2 EPs (2017 & 2020) and a series of singles since Nov 2020, starting with Blame Game. Biscay's music combines dark, misanthropic and sardonic messages with uplifting melodies and funky grooves. They make acid jazz for the analytic, funk for flag-bearers and nu-soul for neurotics. Theirs is yacht-rock for stormy seas. ... more

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